WEEKLY
Slop Report 2026-W44
26 Oct – 1 Nov 2026 · updated twice a day until Sunday · 112 companies
Quote of the week“Learned this week: ai agents , ai tools , ai agent , customer experience , ai models , ai capabilities , ai adoption , enterprise ai , ai systems , ai platform , ai solutions , ai assistant , ai model”slopindex.lol
📈 Climbers
- intel.com +108 0 → 108
- cohere.com +12 96 → 108
- intercom.com +12 58 → 70
- databricks.com +11 108 → 119
- scale.com +9 83 → 92
📉 Detox
- tanium.com -22 71 → 49
- twoday.fi -10 109 → 99
- jasper.ai -6 80 → 74
- meta.com -4 25 → 21
- zoom.com -4 46 → 42
🏆 Top 5
- microsoft.com 171 Slop singularity
- nttdata.com 157 Slop singularity
- cognizant.com 142 Full slop
- glean.com 130 Full slop
- siili.com 127 Full slop
🆕 New on the board
- slopindex.lol 123 Full slop
📡 Buzzword radar
business value 46 cos user experience 40 cos business impact 38 cos ai data 37 cos full potential 37 cos data and ai 36 cos business outcomes 36 cos customer experiences 36 cos
Learned this week: ai agents, ai tools, ai agent, customer experience, ai models, ai capabilities, ai adoption, enterprise ai, ai systems, ai platform, ai solutions, ai assistant, ai model, ai data, data and ai
📋 Copy for LinkedIn
Slop Report 2026-W44 Sloppiest site: microsoft.com (171, Slop singularity). Biggest climber: intel.com, +108. Detox of the week: tanium.com, -22. New on the buzzword radar: “business value”, “user experience”, “business impact”. Quote of the week (slopindex.lol): “Learned this week: ai agents , ai tools , ai agent , customer experience , ai models , ai capabilities , ai adoption , enterprise ai , ai systems , ai platform , ai solutions , ai assistant , ai model” https://slopindex.lol/report/2026-W44